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PostSubject: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:21 pm

continue the story with 1 sentence only, not 2, not 3, not 4, not n, n= any positive integer except for 1

Story begins here:

I walked out of my front door one morning to a sunny and super hot day.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:44 pm

A stampede of wildebeests shook the ground beneath me as I stopped in my tracks.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:05 pm

With my hunting bow in hand, I sniffed the air to catch wind of which direction the wildebeests were stampeeding.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:41 pm

I attach an mini-grenade to the tip of the arrow, realizing that a single arrow can not kill several wildebeests.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:54 pm

Knowing the full weight of what a single explosive arrow was capable of, I nervously activate the mini grenade, draw my hunting bow, and aim steadily.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:19 pm

Just as I was about to shoot at the wildebeests, an angry warthog broke out of the forest beside me and started to charge directly at me.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am

The angry warthog snarled out, "why'd u eat my cheezburgerz?111!!1" and I said, "non, i dids not eat chur cheezburgers!11!", however it dun listen to me.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:44 am

So i took out my hunting knife and swiftly stabbed its genitals

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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:53 am

After hearing a *PFFFFFFFFF* and seeing the angry, snarling, cheezburgerz-loving warthog deflate - I realized this was not a real warthog...those were not real genitalia...and that this was all a well planned diversion.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:01 am

The warthog dashed out of the trees with clones screaming "BELIEVE IT", i suddenly thought *oh hells no* and readied my mini explosive bow and arrow for an epic fight

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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:06 pm

In the midst of all the confusion, a wild Snorlax appears!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:52 pm

Instead of catching the snorlax, i shot a grenade into its mouth.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:46 pm

The 10,000 warthog clones immediately stopped their charge to stare at the dead snorlax, then slowly turned to me and began to bow their heads.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:59 pm

I walked out of my front door one morning to a sunny and super hot day. A stamped of wildebeests shook the ground beneath me as I stopped in my tracks. With my hunting bow in hand, I sniffed the air to catch wind of which direction the wildebeests were stampeeding. I attached a mini-grenade to the tip of an arrow, realizing that a single arrow would not kill several wildebeests. Knowing the full weight of what a single explosive arrow was capable of, I nervously activated the mini grenade, drew my hunting bow, and aimed steadily.

Just as I was about to shoot at the wildebeests, an angry warthog broke out of the forest beside me and started to charge directly towards me. The angry warthog snarled, "Why'd U eat my cheezburgerz?111!!1", and I replied, "Non, I dids not eat chur cheezburgers!11!"; however, it dun listen to me. I took out my hunting knife and swiftly stabbed its genitals.

After hearing a *PFFFFFFFFF* noise and seeing the angry, snarling, cheezburgerz-loving warthog deflate - I realized that he was NOT a real warthog...those were NOT real genitalia...and that this had all been a well planned diversion. The real warthog dashed out of the trees with his clones screaming "BELIEVE IT!", and I suddenly thought, "Oh hells no" while readying my mini-explosive bow and arrows for an epic fight.

In the midst of all the confusion, a wild Snorlax appeared!! Instead of catching the Snorlax, I shot a grenade-arrow into its mouth. The 10,000 warthog clones immediately stopped their charge to stare at the dead Snorlax, then slowly turned to me and began to bow their heads.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:01 pm

The center of the clone pack parted, and a dark-brown and white tortoiseshell cat trodded toward me and spoke.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:18 pm

"So it was the snorlax sob that ate our cheeseburgerz, I apologize for falsely accusing you," said the wise cat, "to make up for this blunder, i shall present to you this gift"
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:18 am

And so levitated out of the cat tortoise shell a mystical golden Turtle armor ,the cat said" I shall grant you the Armor of the Tortoise god "Bresiant" use it wisely. *Zelda obtain item music plays"

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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:23 am

Wearing the mystical, golden turtle armor, I had the power to spin on my back really fast and use my flailing limbs to break through ice.
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:31 am

And so i embarked to planet bryyo (from metroid prime) the ice planet in which i had to free princess peach from the evil clutches of the koopa king in a break dance/ice competition
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:17 pm

Son: Mom can I lick the bowl please?
Mom: No, you have to flush like everyone else
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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: let's play the sentence game (good and funny writers come here, jk all are welcome)   Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:26 pm

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